The words of a "professional reporter" for sure.

I expect no more cogent response from Lemons.

And the winner of today's Phoenix New Times Vile Filth Award is.......[drumroll]

Stephen Lemons!

[sound of audience clapping]

Thank you, thank you.....no really.......thank you.

I'd like to thank the Academy, the Phoenix New Times, The Weekly World News, Ron "The Hedgehog" Jeremy, the Nativist movement, Sheriff Joe Arpaio, and most of all, you sanctimonious a*sholes who have taken time away from your beloved Onanism to nominate me for this Vile Filth Award.  Now please, go f*ck yourselves.

I will cherish it for at least five minutes, or until I eat my next Twink, whichever is less.......thank you and good night.  

[exit stage Right to thunderous applause]

;)

Congratulations!  This story has been nominated for the Phoenix New Times daily award in the Vile Filth category!

Remember, not all stories can be daily winners, but just being nominated is recognition of our recognition of your vile filth.

I doubt he'll come though with anything worthy of discussion.

called him, left message