TSA 'Opt-Out' Bags Handed Out at Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport

Or you might try the TSA rapid pass through security kid which pretty much removes then need for either radiation or a pat-down. The kit consists of a very tight speedo/swimsuit like undergarmet over which you put your regular travel clothes. You also have a canvas bag. At the security line, you stop, strip down to your speedo, put all your stuff into the TSA security transit bag (onto which you should have stenciled or painted a logo) and walk through. Yes --- I am assuming that you are not ashamed of the body that god gave you. If you have a really hot body, you could even do some moves to entertain others. Or you could do some moves anyway. Anyway, with skin tight coverings there is clearly no reason to be touched or radiated.  

OUTSTANDING!!! When everyone else is inside you (Donna & Ed) will be outstanding. Pun and sentiment intended!

Right you are Ralph.  As a former lab manager responsible for the safety of dozens of my employees in a lab were both radiation producing materials and reagents were utilized everyone of my employees had dosimetry badges that were collected and tested monthly.  I kept a running count of the annual accumulated dosage because radiation is cumulative and there really isn't such a thing as a safe dosage.  Only a less likely to screw you over dosage. 

I frankly had to laugh when the low paid government TSA employees were working near/next to these machines scanning baggage and people without their radiation dosage being tracked.  I could not legally get away with that.  Nor would I ethically do so either.  Yet government dismisses the problem and a bunch of TSA workers will come down with cancer years from now and their offspring may have serious birth defects.  X-rays/gamma rays are nothing to scoff at and the emissions they produce/richocet when they strike objects in the luggage.

hahahahahaha Awesome.

That last picture is classic!

DOSIMETER FOR ONE TRIP THROUGH BACKSCATTER WILL READ NOTHING EXCITING - TSA/AIRPORT EMPLOYEES/SECURITY SHOULD BE WEARING THEM EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY SHIFT FOR EVERY DAY UNTIL THEY GET THE READINGS TO CLIMB WHICH WILL HAPPEN ! Remember Baggage Scanners run perhaps 21,000 bags through a scanner in one shift if not more. The Radiation Levels are not measured because THEY do not have a Dosimeter. Same true for the 12,000-18,000 passengers run through ONE AIRSIDE WITH THREE FULL BODY SCANNERS PLUS BAGGAGE SCANNERS. Some readings must be made for an entire 8 hour shift. I would have required a DOSIMETER PACKAGED AND INSTALLED WITH EACH UNIT so one can walk bye and read the levels ! OUTSTANDING IDEA OF THE HAND OUT PACKAGE WITH DOSIMETER --- Should give to TSA PERSONNEL ! 

I couldn't be there, so thanks for the report that the opt-out efforts are being positivley received.

.....not like we'll hear that from the MSM.

You guys are great! 

 And the winners of the coveted STREET CRED award are Ed and Donna!!!

I missed it...signed, Feel like a Poser

That last photo is priceless!