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Mitt Romney magically becomes "tanning mom" around Latinos.
Forty Four O Nine Website: http://www.youtube.com/user/RP4409 Date: 09-22-2012 Subject: Depression A
story: You're Mitt Romney's campaign advisor. You plan a nice little
sitdown with Univision and a rally in Miami, and you think "time to gain
some ground with Hispanics after that self-deportation problemo we had
in the primaries." Then suddenly, out of the corner of your eye, you see
Mitt walking out of a Hollywood Tans with Snooki and John Boehner.
"Will this help me with Latinos?" Romney asks. "I'm from Ohio," says
John Boehner. "Listen, Mitch," says Snooki, "tanning works with
everybody. Italianos, latinos, chinese-os. Whatever." Mitt realizes he
forgot to tan his hands and it's in his hair. You have already dialled
your PR guys and put an embargo on the word "brownface." Then you try to
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