Chucky-Chucky-Chuck-Chuck; they really should up your dosages at whatever wacky insane asylum you currently reside in. 

You're really trying your best to piss off Ernie today aren'tcha?  

You know, you really shouldn't be biting the ol' hand that feeds you the entirety of your 20-some-odd daily visitors; unwitting libertarians who accidentally "fall into your Neocon clutches" via Freedom's Phoenix. 

For God's sake Chuck, save yourself and please; don't worry about it.  There are quite a few of us here in Phoenix that have made the job of enraging Ernest Hancock our life’s work/personal Holy Grail.  

Another thing Chuck, I urge you to put your money where your mouth is and call into the show on Thursday at 11am CST and say these things to Ernie and Lew directly.  Dissenters to the front of the line.

The "Declare Your Independence With Ernest Hancock" show is on M-F 11am-1pm CST.  The RBN CALL-IN NUMBER is  (800)-313-9443.

"Lacey... Let me break something down to your simpleton sorry ass."

I've been called many things in my life, complicated asshole, magnanimous douche-bag, and bull in a china shop, among others.  And, some of them were even true. Simpleton? Now that is a new one.  I guess I'll have to consider the source on this one.  I feel somehow that I am in a pot and kettle moment.  

Chuck, 

You are nothing more than a source-reference for my particular brand of scalding insult comedy.  Read:  you are the butt of my jokes. 

You are no match for me in any way, shape, or form.  In fact, I feel a little ashamed of for even engaging you.  I keep telling myself, "Just ignore him, just IGNORE him" but you keep coming up with these sophomoric and narrow-minded doozies and then I simply can't help it.

The funniest part of all is that a stereotypically repressed neo-con dirt-burglar like yourself  accuses me, a happily married man, of "Bitch boy" homosexuality is absolutely the topper on this histrionic shit cake you've made for yourself.

I hope you enjoy every bite!