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Nigeria to charge Dick Cheney in $180 million bribery case, issue Interpol arrest warrant
• BloombergNigeria will file charges against former U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney and officials from five foreign companies including Halliburton Co. over a $180 million bribery scandal, a prosecutor at the anti-graft agency said.
That's right, Cheney invented the Nigerian email scam! Evidence below:
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Dearest Mr. Small Oil Producer,
My Uncle Sam has died, leaving me to represent huge interests in the USA and I must move $6B USD into your account in order to circumvent certain legal restrictions. Please send me your account number and all rights to your mineral interests so I can begin sending you all this money.
-Dick Cheney, USA
An "anti-graft agency".... That doesn't sound very democratic to my ears. We need a preemptive strike on Nigeria so that they can be democratized and learn how a real constitutional govt. works. Our justice dept. would gladly hand Mr. Cheney over to Interpole so he could clear his good name from this obvious liberal political smear.