TSA to My Mother-in-Law: 'There's an Anomaly in the Crotch Area'
• The Atlantic MonthlyMy mother-in-law was traveling home to Rhode Island from Washington Reagan airport when, passing through the TSA naked-porno machine, she triggered an alarm. My mother-in-law is 79-years-old, 4'11" and 110 pounds.
by Becky Akers
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