Let's see. The American Cancer Society was formed in 1913, over 100 years ago. What have they been doing all this time? Sitting on their butts and collecting money? What is all that research really for? Haven't they figured out that nature is way too complicated for them to cure anything? Or are they sitting on the cure so that they can get more funding?

I wouldn't trust anything that they might say. Why not? Because they just keep on keeping on. And people keep on dying of cancer.

Do they ever tell the truth? Probably. But who knows which time? At least one knows to not believe a pathological liar. But these jokers keep on tickling our need - if not our curiosity - and then we die anyway.

Not only would I not advise trusting them, but I would run away as fast as I could.