Wanna vote? Tough luck. You can't. The closes5t you can come is authorizing your STRAWMAN to vote.

Do you have to show your SSN when you vote? Do you need to sign some paperwork? Since it ain't you anyway, autograph the signature line with your autograph, comma, AR (for Authorized Representative). Let 'em know that you know that it ain't you, and never was you.

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