We used to joke about setting up a hot dog cart just outside the gates of the FEMA camp and slowly work our way inside. That way when they come for us, we'll already be there! All set up with the lounge and the tiki torches and the disco ball. Call it Camp FEMA, open a bed and breakfast, franchise it out. Prison guards supply the very best chemical refreshments. With a party this good you won't want to leave. And because we keep you keep re-offending, you never will.