DHS: Attention Wal-Mart Shoppers!
• MatrixUSA.orgFinally! The Department of Fatherland, I mean Homeland, Security has implemented a program that will keep me safe where I am at most risk from terrorist activity... shopping at Wal-Marts.
Finally! The Department of Fatherland, I mean Homeland, Security has implemented a program that will keep me safe where I am at most risk from terrorist activity... shopping at Wal-Marts.