I finally got the true story pasted together!

Obama is Osama's son, and Osama is Barack Sr.'s son! It all makes sense now that Pres. Osama had his doppelganger Obama bumped off in Abbottabad on May Day the Commie Holiday just days after releasing his Photoshopped birth certificate. So, where's Osama's birth certificate? Obama's got it, safely under lock and key :)

Scope Obama's shady past the most powerful way, the Historyscoper way, free:

http://tinyurl.com/obamascope