In the airport, outbound passengers "normally" blame TSA for anything -- from missing their cup of coffee to missing the urinal or the toilet bowl -- and feel relieved of the pressure for standing in the line that moves even slower than the proverbial boat to Shanghai.

But to blame TSA for their stupidity in missing their flight, this honeymooning couple is at the wrong end of love-making. They love publicity at the expense of security of travelers in the airport. They think that at the airport, the check-in time required is something that they can just barge in and go through security after exchanging a honeymoon smile with TSA gropers for a pat-down free clearance! What kind of family planning do this newly married couple have – to produce offspring of bozos or create a family of funny, bungling brain-dead clowns?

Sorry, Comrad R3VOLUTIONARIES… this is not a good material for police-State bashing.