But...but...but...just this morning I woke up to reports all over the news and the net that we're back on track and selling more houses than ever.  Could those sources be wrong?  Could they be lying?  Could we all be bamboozled by the ruling elite?

NOOOOOOOOOOO!  I refuse to believe any such thing.  My government cares for me!  My government loves me!  My goverment would never, ever do anything to harm me!