It's going to be a real test of my (Mormon) faith to see if I can go another 3 and 1/2 years without (me) taking up drinking....I tell you what!

 No, say it ain't so!  Even with Michael Jackson dead, huh? 

So, everybody is hurting, people are unemployed, homeless, business are going broke faster than we can count, yet, we manage to continue popping happy pills while make Big Pharma even more profitable in the process.  Ahhhh, if this ain't poetic justice, I don't know what is!