If you saw last night's Colbert Report, you saw Stephen unveil the new issue of Sports Illustrated magazine with himself on the cover. Pretty amazing, right? I almost couldn't believe it myself, but it's true: SportsIllustrated.com has a print version. Who knew? Anyway, here's the clip, which also features Stephen challenging Shani Davis to a Speedskating race in response to Davis calling him "a jerk."