Not a bad idea, Oyote, but how about Obama puts on some foundation cream and goes to Wall Street for a whirlwind beluga-caviar-and-blue-lobster tour de force? "White Like Me" could be a monumental success, exposing and showcasing how difficult and trying the working conditions are for long-suffering white master class. The climax would occur when Obama is forced to decide between a bottle of '82 Chateau Mouton-Rothschild and a '78 Le Montrachet. He searches his soul deeply, experiences acutely this horrifying but all too common aspect of the human condition much stoicism, and finally opts for the '78 Le Montrachet, but with grave misgivings.

More like it would lack reality.

Oh and Seepy, to play this part, we need to pump you up. High protein diet and daily workouts. You are also going to Wu-Shu training so you can learn how to dodge bullets like Keanu Reeves. Now we could as easily get Brad Pitt for the role but it would lack a certain authenticity.

I've always wanted to work with Winona Ryder. Is she available? Can we have your people get in touch with her people?

I like it, an actual movie with a plot and everything lets do it but it needs more of a plot lets take something else from FP and work that in there too. something funny

That practically WAS FP the movie. But that doesn't mean we can't do it better. Maybe let's not do docu, let's have a plot. Maybe something along the lines of Osama Bin Laden sneaks across the Mexican border and blends into the R3VOLUTION, going by the name Sam-O. And since we're such trusting types, nobody suspects a thing until Sam-O goes on a death rampage and somehow manages to catch all of our naked females in the shower. Us guys get dispatched in a shorter, less lurid version. Not as much T&A but definately scary. Now things look pretty bad for the Phoenix movement but the only one untouched turns out to be Seepy who undertakes to stalk down and deal with Sam-O.

Leaving one great plot twist unanswered. Will Seepy join forces with the evil Sam-O or will he avange our deaths, scoop up the remaining females and ride off into the sunset?

Can you say "no star cast"? Because we could have one of those with my new genius idea, Oyate forget about your child smuggling idea cuz now we can do this legally(?) FreedomsPhoenix: The Movie.

Let that sink in for a little bit I got the plot all worked out and it gets pretty graphic at times but its got a good underlying message: Libertarians are just hippy republicans, yet they are people too.

Wrap your mind around that.

Can you say "all-star cast"?