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Compote of Chaos! Bin Laden’s Chef Pleads Guilty at Gitmo

• Wired
Sleep soundly, America. The Obama administration has secured its first conviction in its revamped military tribunals. Ibrahim Ahmed Mahmoud al-Qosi — a Sudanese national who for years threatened U.S. citizens by, among other things, cooking for al-Qaeda jefe Osama bin Laden — has pleaded guilty to conspiracy and to providing material support for terrorism.

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Comment by Die Daily
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Yeah, but the world won't be safe until we beat and drown a confession or two out of his tailor. Crimes against fashion-sense are unacceptable in this post 9-11 world, don't you know. Beating and water-boarding...I never expected the day would come when a legal "slam dunk" would become such literal term.

Comment by Powell Gammill
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So we bagged bin Ladin's chauffeur AND his chef early in the invasion.  A military triumph for the Bush Administration.  "What did you do during the war Daddy?"  "I compelled the secret recipe for Osama's Rabbit Stew, son, from his cook" 

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