If Wikileaks teaches us anything, it's that thinking outside the box, combined with distributed technologies, are the way of the future.

Now what I'm seeing is the American people really want to buy an idealized image of themselves and let's face it, most of us patriots have all the charisma of the founding fathers themselves. I mean as they sleep now in their graves.

Basically if we're gonna do this, we're gonna have to go to the Japanese for the most highly advanced and convincing female (or maybe even male) sex robot they can make. Then we remote-control her as a distributed team, she responds to questions and situations more or less by whoever's around at the time, just kind of giving them things like "I like shopping too!" and "no, you look good, I'm the one who's fat" and this will leave us to administer (or deadminister) matters of state.

Don't tell me we'll have any trouble from congress. What about the possibility of sex with the POTUS at any hour of the day or night won't they love? They'll pay us to do it, we'll make a killing.

I guess it would have to be a male sex robot. People are used to getting it from the USA. It's what they are used to, it's the relationship they are comfortable with.

I'm afraid the voters have sent a vacuous, and somewhat malicious, boy to do a man's job.