Besides, they should have shower straps at the public showers in campgrounds. I mean, you should be required to strap yourself in so that you don't slip and fall and bang your head. And there should be "shower police" who monitor you throughout your shower so that you don't remove the shower strap until the shower is over, and you are safely out of the shower stall.

In addition, you should have all of the above in your home... you know, TSA shower police. I mean, people are so unable to care for themselves that we really need this.

On top of it, since TSA officials sometimes shirk their responsibility, we should have shower police police in our homes. I mean, TSA police who make sure that the TSA shower police are doing their jobs.

You'd think a law professor would understand the problem of liability, but apparently not.  If there's nobody in the park to provide protection--or even allowed to find you if you are lost or hurt--you are putting yourself in danger.  And if you do get hurt, just try suing after you've trespassed.