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Carrying a Cell Phone Linked to Erectile Dysfunction

• LastResistance.Com

As reported in the Environmental Health Trust’s latest newsletter, cell phones have now been linked to erectile dysfunction (ED). While numerous studies have shown that cell phone radiation leads to human sperm death and damage and decreased fertility, the new report of increased erectile dysfunction is sending shock waves through the men’s health community.

I find that last sentence to be grimly humorous. “For years, we’ve been told that cell phone radiation was bad for a man’s sperm count, but no one really cared about that. Free birth control. We were told that cell phone radiation was also linked to cancer. No big deal—gotta die of something. Erectile dysfunction? Horror of horrors! I don’t want my sex life to be affected. We need to look into this immediately!

Stupid. The results of the study are currently inconclusive, but it looks like similar men who carried active cell phones on their person for longer periods of time each day had a proportional increase in erectile dysfunction than men who carried them for shorter durations.

I suspect that the cell phone industry won’t be very happy about this initial findings. Any day now, competing statistics and studies will probably “pop up” to let us know that cell phones actually increase virility and sex appeal.

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Comment by Dennis Treybil
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That splashing sound you hear is the sound of millions of cell phones being thrown in toilets!

Flush!  Flush!!!

DC Treybil 

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