Wine Spectator later included it as the only rosé on its list of the best 100 wines of the year, effectively crowning it the best rosé in the world. Now, the magazine has devoted seven pages of its June issue to Pitt and "the inside story of Château Miraval," the property where Pitt, Jolie, and renowned French winemaker Marc Perrin produce the pink wine officially known as Jolie-Pitt & Perrin Côte de Provence Rosé Miraval.

So Wine Spectator loves Brad Pitt. Fair enough. Sadly, the feeling does not appear to be mutual: Most of the Pitt quotes in the Wine Spectator profile have a canned, airless quality, as though they were typed into the body of an email by a diligent publicist.