The concert, which only lasted a half an hour, included one-song sets from a variety of bankrupt musicians, including MC Hammer, Toni Braxton and Meatloaf.
Ever the optimist, Bono took the stage first, opening the show with a positive and uplifting message. "This concert is for anyone who's ever believed in something," he said. "Something they probably knew they shouldn't have… and now have only sadness and regret to show for it." Scattered applause could be heard from the dozens of concertgoers.