There's no shortage of new and noteworthy products promising to help you have a pervy little Christmas—or Kwanzaa, or religiously unaffiliated gift-giving season—but which ones will actually keep your Yule log burning bright?

As someone with more than a passing familiarity with the ins and outs of erotic gadgets, I've got a few recommendations for products that'll make your holiday one to remember, or at least inspire a few excellent orgasms. Read on for my sex tech gift recommendations (and, fortunately for all of us, no more terrible holiday puns).

Magic Wand Rechargeable: How do you improve upon perfection? In the case of the Magic Wand vibrator (formerly known as the Hitachi Magic Wand), by taking a classic bit of tech that's been pleasing fans of heavy duty vibration for decades, and slightly tweaking the design to bring it into the twenty-first century.