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What the Front Page of the Paper Will Look Like if Hillary Becomes President
• http://www.dcclothesline.com, by Jon RappoportHere are the headlines:
Deportations To Begin;
Markets sink as trade war looms;
President Trump calls for tripling of ICE force; riots continue;
US soldiers refuse to kill ISIS families;
New libel law targets 'absolute scum' in press.
Fair enough. The Globe found a way to increase its circulation, at least for a day. The editorial page people had a few drinks and cooked up a cutting satire.
For the sake of balance, a fake Hillary front page is in order, and I'm stepping into the breach. The Globe is free to use my work. I didn't need a drink. The headlines wrote themselves:
President Hillary: 'Guess what? I'm Dick Cheney on badder steroids';
President Hillary assures nation she'll find a new war 'right away, better than Libya';
Hillary: 'I love the smell of Benghazi in the morning';
President Rodham Clinton admits she and Bill had long death list—states, 'What difference, at this point, does it make?'