Not only are they hideously ugly to look at and filled with vulgar humor, but they all seem to be spewing some sort of leftist ideology. I mean, seriously, what's wrong with slipping on banana peels and having anvils fall on your head? Is that not funny anymore? Why does everything have to have a sanctimonious message?

Take Star vs. The Forces of Evil, which airs on Disney XD, for example. The latest episode of this show is being lauded all over the internet for depicting Disney's "first boy princess."

HuffPost says it's "a beautiful moment" that "could be incredibly influential for kids who are soaking up social cues about what it means to be a boy or a girl." But really, as with so many of these misguided, preachy "feminist" statements, the whole thing doesn't make sense even on its own terms. It's just a mash-up of generic "feminist" phrases and ideas that make no internal sense whatsoever.