In a rational world operating with honest financial markets those two results would not be found in even remotely the same zip code; and especially not in month #102 of a tired economic expansion and at the inception of an epochal pivot by the Fed to QT (quantitative tightening) on a scale never before imagined.

And we do mean exactly those words. By next April the Fed will be shrinking its balance sheet at $360 billion annual rate and by $600 billion per year as of next October.

Altogether, the Fed's balance is scheduled to contract by upwards $2 trillion by the end of 2020. And it's apparently on a path that is so locked-in—-barring a recession—that Janet Yellen affirmed in her swan song that the Fed's giant bond dumping program (euphemistically called "portfolio runoff") would no longer even be mentioned in its post-meeting statements.