(Natural News) Editor's note: A. Moffit is our resident gender fluid progressive, and in today's post, zhe expresses anger at the fact that so many of the military's modern weapons are shaped like giant penises. Missiles and rockets should all be shaped like giant vaginas in order to promote equality, zhe states. Yes, Moffit seems increasingly insane, and we don't endorse the ideas described here. We present this so you can stay informed about trends among progressives. Read and weep… (warning – EXPLICIT content)

In today's military, if you want to bomb something or kill somebody, you have to fly in something shaped like a penis and sit in the "cock" pit (how humiliating for women), or shoot at something or someone with a penis-shaped missile or penis-shaped bullets. Why? Because the men who start all wars must remind everyone at every moment that death and destruction usurped by the military originates from tiny heads, and I don't mean the ones on sitting on their shoulders.

Even if you choose to explore the final frontier (space), you'll have to succumb to more phallic-shaped machinery, because women simply aren't allowed to be running the show with any machine, weapon, or vehicle that could possibly symbolize they have control.

Either create vagina-shaped jets, guns, tanks, missiles, and rockets, or design something gender neutral, or we'll give you a "war" you won't believe

The U.S. Phallus Military is in "full swing" and has been for decades. It's a huge cock fight, a sword fight, on ego-fed terrain, and it's all about who has the biggest missile. Well, millions of non-sword-bearing Americans are sick of it, and something's got to give. It's time for Air Force and Navy pilots to climb into a jet's vagina-cavity instead of a cockpit for the next Super Bowl flyover. The vagina should be represented in all weapon systems, across the board. Why not have gender-fluid missiles that change shape in mid-flight?

Even tanks should be painted with LGBT rainbow colors so the enemy can see what's really coming, and that would avoid most violent conflicts by just flashing all those colors, just like a peacock.

Plus, we need drag soldiers who can cross dress during battle, because fighting in high heels sends a powerful message about equality. Step to that! It's time for a bullets-and-bras mandate. How easy would it be to strap your AK to your bra? Now that's intimidation with which no enemy wants full-contact engagement. Top that off with a tampons-and-tanks commission – all tanks should have tampon dispensing machines, because some men who command tanks happen to have vaginas.