According to Science Magazine, David Fahey, director of the Chemical Sciences Division of NOAA's Earth System Research Laboratory, told his staff last week that the federal government is ready to examine the science behind "geoengineering" - or what he dubbed a "Plan B" for climate change.

What could possibly go wrong?

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Over the past several years, the "conspiracy theory" of spraying particles into the sky to cool the Earth has become more mainstream. It came to a head last year when CNBC put out a video titled How Bill Gates-Funded Solar Geoengineering Could Help End Climate Change. 

The video is nothing short of an infomercial for chemtrails. It is truly bizarre how this subject has moved from the fringes of conspiracy circles and into the mainstream and no one is even batting an eye. Now that Bill Gates has endorsed and funded it, the world is suddenly open to the idea of attempting to modify the planet's weather by spraying chemicals into the atmosphere to block out the sun.

Now, the government is throwing their hat into the mix as well. This "Plan B" approach is two pronged, according to NOAA.