Demonstrating the utter uselessness of public schooling, some school districts are reportedly now holding "virtual fire drills" in which students are being instructed how to evacuate buildings where they are not even present due to Wuhan coronavirus (COVID-19) restrictions.

In a video clip that has gone viral, the son of Jason Hammer, the host of the "Hammer and Nigel Show" on local Indiana radio, shows his dad a map of the school where he would have attended in person if covidiocy had not become the new law of the land.

"Today we have a virtual fire drill where they are showing us where to walk out of the building that we are not in right now in case that building catches fire," the boy states, trying not to laugh.

The facility blueprint shown was of Beech Grove High School, which is doing virtual classes during the plandemic to supposedly help keep students like Hammer "safe."