America may be pushing itself to the brink of war so that a washed-up CIA official can cover up his hangovers.

In the bad old days, diseases were strictly defined by their causes or by their symptoms. Viruses, cancers, bacterial diseases, arthritis, gout, osteoporosis, and the like.

Thank God we are past of all of that reactionary nonsense. It's 2021, and we are now enlightened and civilized enough to recognize the devastating illness of "Havana Syndrome" — a modern and progressive new medical condition for the Trump era, the Russiagate era, and the identity politics era.