These are the times that try men's souls. Over the course of our nation's history the people of America have rallied bravely whenever the rights of men have been threatened. Today, a new crisis has arisen. The Massively Retarded NPC Armageddon, or the MRNA, has been pushed as a burdensome vax on the population, under the guise of coof transmission reduction. Citizens, hear me out, this could happen to you! well let me tell you a story of a man named Fauci on a tragic and fateful day he put millions in his pocket and with Pfizer and Moderna filled the whole world with mRNA well did that jab ever work oh no it never did work and our fate is still unlearned (what a pity) Pfizer lied we tried to fly the speed of science it's the jab that never did work now all day long Tony lied on TV stations saying science is run by me we can't afford even one grandma dying say good-bye to your autonomy well did that jab ever work oh no it never did work and our fate is still unlearned (good ol' Fauci) Pfizer lied we tried to fly the speed of science it's the jab that never did work they bought all the media they locked Wikipedia they fired you for thinking straight such a blatant conspiracy they called you delirious the cult of mRNA well did that jab ever work oh no it never did work and our fate is still unlearned (shame and scandal)