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In Sign He Is Still In Charge, State-run Media Names Mubarak ‘Sexiest Man Alive’

• The Borowitz Report
CAIRO (The Borowitz Report) – In what Middle Eastern experts take as a sign that he is still very much in charge, today Egyptian state-run media declared President Hosni Mubarak “Sexiest Man Alive.”

To make sure that everyone in the country learned of his honor, Mr. Mubarak briefly turned on the Internet before switching it off again.

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http://www.borowitzreport.com/2011/02/01/world-cannot-believe-mubarak-hasnt-fucking-left-yet/


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