This is hilarious. An alternative newspaper in Buffalo, NY calls Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker as "David Koch". Clearly the Governor spends more time with Koch lieutenants than he does with the head honcho. He doesn't recognize the voice as not being Koch's, but gives the Fake David Koch a full rundown of what is going on in Wisconsin.
At one point, the governor warns Fake Koch that Wisconsin House Rep. Tim Cullen, a Democrat who's voted with Republicans on numerous issues, is "not one of us."
Overall, Walker comes off as a pretty straight guy (who has probably taken Eliot Spitzer's advice to never talk when you can nod). He comes across as simply a guy who can be hoodwinked by a Fake Koch. I hate to imagine what a real Koch can do to him.
Keep in mind the Koch's are likely very good at using code talkers, see my The Importance of Using Code Talkers, so that's why there sounds like only a distant familiarity between the two. The seven lobbyists the Koch brothers have in Wisconsin are the code talkers, the Gloria Allred's of toilet paper factory lobbying, if you will.
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