Fire Billy O'Reilly Now!
Dear Mr. Ailes,
Bill O'Reilly approves of Al Qaeda blowing up San Francisco's Coit Tower. He has gone too far this time.
On behalf of all civilized Americans, who realize that honest debate does not involve jeopardizing our national security, we, the undersigned, urge you to fire Mr. O'Reilly NOW!
Thank you for your time, attention, and action.