I imagine my disappointment is scarce-to-none compared to the gun-grabbers. Here it is, our very first day of being able to carry and conceal anything short of chemical weapons or nukes and nobody, not one single soul has come by to hold me up or shoot me. I have not heard a single gunshot all morning. Even missed "Declare your independence with Ernest Hancock" just to keep both ears pealed. I haven't even heard a siren. Which only leads us to one conclusion:
ALL OVER ARIZONA, PEOPLE ARE RAPING AND MURDERING AND PILLAGING AND THERE IS A MASSIVE MEDIA BLACKOUT.
SOMEBODY RUN QUICK AND TELL HUFFINGTON POST.
Now in my native persona, I really don't have a stick in this fire because the law remains ambiguous about the open or concealed carry of tomahawks. I like raping, robbing and pillaging as much as the next man, but I figured this business of shooting-irons was a white man's game. I'm just sitting back and popping a beer and had a lawn chair and figured I'd spend the day watching the carnage.
Yep. Not too much action around here so far. How about you guys? Seen any thugs randomly shooting in all directions? Frankly this whole thing has turned out to be a non-event.
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