Article Image

"No Fear"!

Written by Subject: Gun Rights
(Publisher: Permit?... what's he really afraid of, hmmmmm?) 
guy cruises thru a stop sign, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. The guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.

"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit.  Are you carrying today?"

"Yes, I am."

"Well then, better tell me what you got."

Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket.  There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."

"Okay," the cop says.  "Anything else?"

"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun.  That's about it."

"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"


"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"

"Not a damn thing..."


3 Comments in Response to

Comment by Anonymous
Entered on:

 Did it occur to anyone to ask how the hell the cop knows you have the CCW?


And, thank you to SB1070, now the feds will know you have one too!

Comment by Ned The Head
Entered on:

You can beat a dead horse with a sword and that's probably how he got that way. And now he can't draw your plowshare. The issues of licensure are superfluous; people will blame you and the sword, not the horse. The plowshare is just a metaphor for all the nice things we could have if we just stopped beating horses to begin with. The horse himself is symbolic of something but as usual, I've put Descartes before deshorses.

Comment by Ed Vallejo
Entered on:

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't." 

Join us on our Social Networks:


Share this page with your friends on your favorite social network: