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Upcoming Military Robot Could Feed on Dead Bodies

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Comment by Jet Lacey
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I present to you, humbly, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail for the 21st century":


Cart Master:  Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!


Customer: Here's one -- ninepence

Dead Person:  I'm not dead!

Military Robot:  Nom, nom, nom, nom.

Customer:  You're fooling yourself; you'll be stone dead in a moment.

Dead Person:  With this robot gnawin' on me intestines, I guess I will.  Son, just know that I never liked you; you're a complete wanker.



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