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Millions For Energy Behavior Research


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Comment by Lola Flores
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"... to create a social and behavioral research department to identify factors that influence energy consumption..."

Translation:  yep, we're gonna make sure we know which lights you turn on and for how long.  We're also gonna know how many times you use your toaster, your blender, your vibrator.  We also retain the right to know how many times you flush your toilet and what brand toilet paper you use. 

Disclaimer:  what we are going to do with all that information and when, we still don't know but I'm sure we can award big fat, multi-million contracts to Halliburton, KRB, Blackwater, Lockheed Martin & EXXON to figure it out.

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