First the good news. English men make better lovers than the Germans.
Now the bad news. We are trailing behind the rest of the world when it comes to the language of love.
What was it that led 15,000 well-travelled women to come to such an
ignominious conclusion? The famous English reserve, perhaps, or maybe
the equally well known trend for bad teeth?
Sex scores: German men have been voted the
world's worst lovers thanks to their unhygienic habits and English
chaps came second for their lazy lovemaking
No, it turns out that Englishmen are too lazy - while the Germans are 'too smelly'.
The survey, carried out by global research website OnePoll.com,
asked women from 20 countries to rate nations on their talent in the
bedroom and give reasons for their answers.
English men were criticised for 'letting women do all the work'.
Swedish men were 'too quick to finish', Dutchmen too rough and Americans too dominating. Greeks were deemed 'soppy'.
However, some consolation can be taken from the Welsh and Scottish
making the lousy lover list as well. Men from Wales
selfish and those from north of the border too loud.
ho would've thought the Scots were better lovers than the English, or even Swedes for that matter.'
WORLD'S WORST LOVERS||
WORLD'S BEST LOVERS|
|1. Germany (too smelly)||1. Spain|
|2. England (too lazy)||2. Brazil|
|3. Sweden (too quick)||3. Italy|
|4. Holland (too dominating)||4. France|
|5. America (too rough) ||5. Ireland|
|6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)||6. South Africa|
|7. Wales (too selfish)||7. Australia|
|8. Scotland (too loud)||8. New Zealand|
|9. Turkey (too sweaty)||9. Denmark|
|10. Russia (too hairy)||10. Canada|