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IPFS News Link • Politics: Democratic Campaigns

Nominee for the Ineptly-Chosen Metaphor Of The Year

Why would you hand the keys to the car back to the same guys whose policies drove the economy into the ditch and then walked away from the scene of the accident?

-- Chris Van Hollen, chairman of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, speaking on Jan. 16th about the Republicans possibly winning Ted Kennedy's senate seat, apparently in complete ignorance of what happened at Chappaquiddick.

Here's a tip, guys: avoid walking-away-from-the-accident analogies anywhere near Ted Kennedy's name. (Hat tip to finem respice.)