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Vampires in Colorado?

• kdvr FOX 31
If a Western Slope woman is to be believed, vampires may be lurking in Colorado's Grand Valley which would explain why she crashed her car.

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Comment by Anonymous
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What happened in Fruita, Colo. is happening to all of us. We see a vampire on the road. Millions believed it was Obama.  Through Congress, we pulled the economy in reverse, and now we are spinning down the road into a canal similar to a car crash that traumatized this woman in Fruita, Colo.  The only difference is that the woman didn’t experience a bite in the neck. We have a fang in the neck, and our blood money is being sucked dry.  Soon we will all become a population of the living dead. Nothing can the Sheriffs do about it!

Comment by Found Zero
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I used to be a vampire. Could turn myself into a bat, fly around, bite people. It was a job.

Comment by Concerned Patriot
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Did...did that guy just say he is a vampire?

Comment by Dracula Tepish
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gee i know i wasnt there or my mate what gives vampires do exist except in the mind of simpletons 

Comment by Powell Gammill
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Ernie likes you.

Comment by Concerned Patriot
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HOLY CRAP I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ONE

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