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Gay Bar to Open Next to Ground Zero Mosque

So, the Muslim investors championing the construction of the new mosque near Ground Zero claim it's all about strengthening the relationship between the Muslim and non-Muslim world. As an American, I believe they have every right to build the mosque - after all, if they buy the land and they follow the law - who can stop them? Which is, why, in the spirit of outreach, I've decided to do the same thing. I'm announcing tonight, that I am planning to build and open the first gay bar that caters not only to the west, but also Islamic gay men. To best express my sincere desire for dialogue, the bar will be situated next to the mosque Park51, in an available commercial space.

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Comment by Anonymous
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Mosque is a continuation of terrorist attacks. My solution: Let’s pork chop them!

Constructing a Muslim mosque in ground-zero that would stand as Islam’s monument of violence for the conquest of infidels described in the Koran, is actually a continuation of terrorists attacks against America, this time an attack directed against the mind and spirit of all Americans. Muslims’ militant art of torture perfected by these religious parasites among us is a millennium advance than ours. The worst of it in our part is only "waterboarding", and they already hit the roof against it!

I suggest from now on, we starve those Muslim terrorists in jail and feed them with nothing but pork. This way we give them the freedom of choice as usual … they can choose to starve and die by refusing to eat pork. If they do, at least they die under the name of freedom that they are taking advantage of in our democracy. Here, we are still humane as usual.

If instead they chose to eat pork and live, they could become non-Muslim human beings converted to our fold. This strategy is a very effective counterattack of their violence against our mind and spirit like this construction of the mosque. They still have a great advantage against us though – their leader in the name of Islam is Barack Obama who happens to be president of the United States.

In spite of this great disadvantage to all of us Americans, we can still be kind and serve them pork chops in concentration camps all over the country where they belong after they have blasted New York and killed thousands of innocent civilians right there in ground-zero.

With pork chop, we can still win by chopping their mind and spirit with pork!


Comment by John Buergel
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It is a hallmark of Americans, who enjoy the greatest freedom & liberty ever known to man, to choose to temper their actions with prudence & restraint. While it is our God-given right - protected by the 1st amendment to the Constitution - to express ourselves in any manner of ways, Americans overwhelmingly do so with great respect, sensitivity, & tolerance. Yet it seems that certain groups of recent immigrants have chosen to take advantage of Americans' traditional civility.

Certainly the Muslims have the right (protected by the 1st amendment) to freely exercise their 'religion' by building their conquest trophy-Mosque at Ground-Zero - Barak Husain Obama (or whatever his name really is) made that abundantly clear when he chose to promote it. However, that doesn't mean that it's a sensible thing to do. The Supreme Court has ruled that the 1st amendment protects the right to burn the American flag, but Americans overwhelmingly refrain from doing so - except for certain characters who willfully seek to provoke a hostile reaction. The Muslims would be well advised to treat their adopted country with respect, rather than seeking to provoke hostility. Americans have little tolerance for being stomped upon.

I propose that Americans endeavor to exercise the same degree of prudence, discretion, & restraint (in refraining from defiling the Koran) as the Muslims exercise in refraining from building their conquest trophy-Mosque (aka 'Obama's Mosque') in NY. I am quite confident that the Muslims know that the same 1st amendment that protects their right also protects the right of all Americans to spill swine urine on the Koran on any public sidewalk - even in front of any Mosque. If the Muslims continue to treat America as a doormat, then Americans are morally justified in choosing to exercise their own 1st amendment rights.

Does anyone know where to get a large number of copies of the Koran - cheap? How about pig pee?

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