If you are visiting this site, you have probably received a "Thank you for cooperating ..." note from one of our investigators, or a "Sorry we missed you ..." notice. Thank you for your interest in our new Total Individual Compliance program, or TIC for short. TIC was designed to latch on to every single person in the United States and siphon off all pertinent information regarding their habits, contacts and beliefs to be measured against our ever more accurate profile database to determine their propensity to disobey and monitor them completely 24/7/365 for life and thereafter. We thank you for making our society more safe for everybody. We at TIC have swelled with pride at making America safer for everyone evermore everyday and you are an important part of the team.
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