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IPFS News Link • Government Waste

Breaking News : Teleprompter Error Solves Communication Mystery

01-07-11 • The PPJ Gazette

Across the Nation simple folk have wondered how Congress has completely misinterpreted questions from the average citizen. Now, Timmy Technology has come forward to explain the disconnect. “It’s simple really” he is quoted as saying from his parent’s basement in Toledo. “Teleprompters worldwide are using the same programming language : BS. Somehow during BS development, the syntax (form) and semantics (meaning) components became garbled. This has led to the direct miscommunication of our Governments to the citizenry through unintentional anagrams.”

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Reported By Marti Oakley

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