You know what is serious, though? Stopping “busy body groups” who want to take away our right to have a heart attack. Dressed, as always, like a doctor (but without any sexy girls this time…), Basso explained:

“Look, the restaurant, and I would like to call it the clinic, the Heart Attack Rrill is not just a place to get a Bypass Burger or Flat Liner Fries or Butter Fat Shake. What it’s all about is a place where you can live the way our founding fathers intended us to live. And that is by our own accord, without encroachment from any busy body groups or governmental agencies that are trying to tell us what to do, trying to dictate to us not just what we think and how we act, but the most insidious dictation of all and that is what we eat.”