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PAGE NINE -- No. 109
by Alan Korwin, Author
Gun Laws of America

 

I've created this special feature for the print media and broadcasters ("Page Nine" regardless of where it runs),
that covers stories afresh, not the way news rooms typically flavor things. It will help reduce the distrust
so many news consumers feel and could be the most avidly followed item you carry -- if you carry it.
It certainly is well received by my audience. This casual sample might make you say, "We'll NEVER run that!"
but Page Nine is built around ad revenues from clear-thinking mainstream businesses.

CONTENTS
1- Important missing word has been found: "Gunless"
2- National Training Week
3- Hispanic Shoots Black (includes amazing photo)
4- Self-Defense Poor House
5- New "N" Word ("Birther")
6- Arizona Attacks Animals
7- Criminals Switch -- Blades
8- Acronymed To Death

 


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Author Alan Korwin
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PAGE NINE No. 109
The Uninvited Ombudsman Report, March 24, 2011
by Alan Korwin, Bloomfield Press

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STARTERS


TWO CRIMES

If you're confused about our growing sympathy and acceptance of muslim murderers and islamist encroachments on our freedoms, consider this --

There is a hue and cry from our own government, the "news" media and too much of the public to quickly try and punish, even execute, the battle-scarred U.S. soldier accused of killing Afghan civilians. His motives are unknown. His mental state is unknown. His guilt is undetermined. He claims his memory of the event is hazy.

In contrast, the muslim U.S. Army Major who murdered 13 unarmed American soldiers on his own military base, and wounded 29 others, in front of countless witnesses, while screaming muslim battle cries, two-and-a-half frickin years ago, is being coddled, tested, evaluated, clothed and fed, in a virtual news blackout, and has not stood trial. The military has finally set his trial date for June 12, 2012. His motive -- kill infidels -- is known and unquestioned.

Anyone who attributes this insanity to the debilitating and destructive left-wing program of political correctness (we're bad, they're good, mea culpa) may have a point. Thanks to the anonymous emailer who got me thinking about this.


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NEWS YOU REMEMBER

The mysterious honeybee die off could end pollination and the entire planet could starve to death.
Ooops, still here, no correction issued.

The deadly H1N1virus has the potential to be a major pandemic and you could be doomed.
Ooops, still here, no correction issued.

The deadly HantaVirus has the potential to be a major pandemic and you could be doomed.
Ooops, still here, no correction issued.

Avian bird flu is spreading rapidly and there's no known cure, you could be doomed.
Ooops, still here, no correction issued.

A deadly E. coli outbreak of a new drug-resistant strain threatens life as we know it.
Ooops, still here, no correction issued.

Acid rain, the ozone hole, global warming (now climate change), hate crimes...
cigarette butts and soda pop-tops that never biodegrade and will be around forever --
do we see a pattern here?

News accuracy link --
http://www.gunlaws.com/NewsAccuracy.htm



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IRONY

The food stamp program, part of the Dept. of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, also part of the Dept. of Agriculture, asks us: "Please do not feed the animals" because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves. (Thanks, Bob H.)

People dependent on government will vote for their providers every time.
Government knows this.


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