Okay, so first Mitt Romney told that hilarious story
about his dad laying off all those workers. Then, after news leaked
that the renovation/demolition of his $12 million California beach house would quadruple the space, came word that it would add a car lift
for his four-car garage, with the entire unholy project
overseen by its own lobbyist. Now, with so many Americans living in cardboard lean-tos on the windswept streets and all, his campaign "advisers" have said maybe they'll just etch-a-sketch away
the ole car elevator for now, ie: until after the election. Alas, they couldn't (yet) nix the revelation that, in 2006, Gov. Romney vetoed
two bills that would have upgraded elevators for the disabled, arguing they'd be “nice to have" but not worth raiding "rainy day funds." Buzzfeed reports
he did, however, keep a private elevator in the statehouse locked exclusively for his personal use.