"I'm not sure where you are in your job search currently, but knowing your skillset I thought you would be interested in hearing about this challenging position," the recruiter wrote. This set off a wonderful, completely out-of-line exchange, detailed for your enjoyment below.
...You will be Located at the global HQ, in beautiful Northwest Arkansas, home to about 450,000 people. Enjoy all the amenities of a metro-area, with the feel of a laid-back college town. Live near the gorgeous Ozark Mountains, you'll have 4 seasons, beautiful lakes, streams, Direct Jet Service to every major city in the country, No crime, great schools and fantastic low cost of living!!!