And we definitely weren't mad — what's the point? Plus, being mad is not our job. That job belongs to Rolling Stone's Matt Taibbi.
And, predictably, he was livid enough for all of us.
He said that this Justice Department decision proved that Attorney General Eric Holder has no balls, and crafted a litany of similes and metaphors to illustrate not only Holder's ineptitude, but the dastardly deeds Goldman was getting away with.