I only worked part-time jobs that didn't earn me enough money to qualify for payment of federal income taxes. Though hundreds of dollars came out of my paychecks over the years for federal payroll taxes, I was such a lucky ducky because I didn't have to pay any federal income taxes. This also meant I could only vote for President Obama.
But now that I have graduated and found a well-paying job, Mitt Romney actually deems me worthy of voting for him! This is so exciting!
There's no way I'm going to let an opportunity of voting for an experienced businessman like Mitt Romney go by. It's not like I get a chance to vote for a multi-millionaire every day.
And now that I qualify to be one of his supporters, all I have to do is take a look at his policy agenda and past record to see if he qualifies to be my president. That shouldn't be so hard, should it?